Comedy Central Program Schedule for the Week of March 29 - April 4, 2026
Sunday, March 29
6:00 AM South Park: Back to the Cold War
6:30 AM South Park: Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
7:00 AM South Park: Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
7:30 AM South Park: Cupid Ye
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Campaign Shake-Up
8:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Lucky
9:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Live Ammo
9:30 AM Parks and Recreation: The Debate
10:00 AM Just Go With It
12:45 PM The Wedding Singer
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Wink
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Hot Tub
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Soup Nazi
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Secret Code
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pool Guy
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Sponge
6:00 PM Seinfeld: The Gum
6:30 PM Seinfeld: The Rye
7:00 PM Seinfeld: The Caddy
7:30 PM Seinfeld: The Seven
8:00 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
8:30 PM Seinfeld: The Cadillac
9:00 PM Family Guy: Unzipped Code
9:30 PM Family Guy: Happy Holo-ween
10:00 PM Family Guy: The Stewaway
10:30 PM Family Guy: Get Stewie
11:00 PM Family Guy: Carny Knowledge
11:30 PM Family Guy: The Candidate
12:00 AM Family Guy: Love Story Guy
12:30 AM South Park: The World-Wide Privacy Tour
1:00 AM South Park: Japanese Toilet
1:30 AM South Park: Deep Learning
2:00 AM South Park: DikinBaus Hot Dogs
2:30 AM South Park: Spring Break
3:00 AM South Park: Sermon on the 'Mount
3:30 AM South Park: Sickofancy
4:00 AM South Park: Wok is Dead
4:30 AM South Park: Conflict of Interest
5:00 AM South Park: Twisted Christian
5:30 AM South Park: The Woman In The Hat
Monday, March 30
6:00 AM The Cleveland Show: Sex and the Biddy
6:30 AM The Cleveland Show: Die Semi-Hard
7:00 AM The Cleveland Show: Y Tu Junior También
7:30 AM The Cleveland Show: There Goes El Neighborhood
8:00 AM South Park: Sora Not Sorry
8:30 AM South Park: Turkey Trot
9:00 AM South Park: Crème Fraiche
9:30 AM South Park: HumancentiPad
10:00 AM South Park: Funnybot
10:30 AM South Park: Royal Pudding
11:00 AM South Park: T.M.I.
11:30 AM South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association
12:00 PM South Park: City Sushi
12:30 PM South Park: You're Getting Old
1:00 PM South Park: Ass Burgers
1:30 PM South Park: The Last of the Meheecans
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Shower Head
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Doll
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Friars Club
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wig Master
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Calzone
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wait Out
5:00 PM The Office: Fundraiser
5:30 PM The Office: Turf War
6:00 PM The Office: Free Family Portrait Studio
6:30 PM The Office: New Guys
7:00 PM The Office: Roy's Wedding
7:30 PM The Office: Andy's Ancestry
8:00 PM The Office: Work Bus
8:30 PM The Office: Here Comes Treble
9:00 PM The Office: The Boat
9:30 PM The Office: The Whale
10:00 PM The Office: The Target
10:30 PM The Office: Dwight Christmas
11:00 PM The Daily Show
12:00 AM Family Guy: The Candidate
12:30 AM Family Guy: Love Story Guy
1:00 AM Family Guy: Old West
1:30 AM South Park: Pip
2:00 AM South Park: It Hits the Fan
2:30 AM South Park: Towelie
3:00 AM South Park: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
3:30 AM South Park: How to Eat With Your Butt
4:00 AM South Park: The Entity
4:30 AM South Park: Here Comes the Neighborhood
5:00 AM South Park: Kenny Dies
5:30 AM South Park: Butters' Very Own Episode
Tuesday, March 31
6:00 AM The Cleveland Show: Dancing With the Stools
6:30 AM The Cleveland Show: Brown Magic
7:00 AM The Cleveland Show: Til Deaf
7:30 AM The Cleveland Show: Das Shrimp Boot
8:00 AM South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
8:30 AM South Park: Weight Gain 4000
9:00 AM South Park: Volcano
9:30 AM South Park: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
10:00 AM South Park: Death
10:30 AM South Park: Pink Eye
11:00 AM South Park: Damien
11:30 AM South Park: Starvin' Marvin
12:00 PM South Park: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
12:30 PM South Park: Tom's Rhinoplasty
1:00 PM South Park: Mecha Streisand
1:30 PM South Park: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
2:00 PM South Park: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
2:30 PM South Park: Chickenlover
3:00 PM Family Guy: The Candidate
3:30 PM Family Guy: Love Story Guy
4:00 PM Family Guy: Old West
4:30 PM Family Guy: Single White Dad
5:00 PM Family Guy: White Meg Can't Jump
5:30 PM Family Guy: Adoptation
6:00 PM Family Guy: The Bird Reich
6:30 PM Family Guy: A Bottle Episode
7:00 PM Family Guy: Vat Man & Rob 'Em
7:30 PM Family Guy: From Russia With Love
8:00 PM Family Guy: Adult Education
8:30 PM Family Guy: The New Adventures of Old Tom
9:00 PM Family Guy: Run, Chris, Run
9:30 PM Family Guy: Road to India
10:00 PM Family Guy: Bookie of the Year
10:30 PM Family Guy: American Gigg-olo
11:00 PM The Daily Show
11:35 PM Family Guy: Single White Dad
12:00 AM Family Guy: White Meg Can't Jump
12:30 AM Family Guy: Adoptation
1:00 AM Family Guy: The Bird Reich
1:30 AM South Park: Freak Strike
2:00 AM South Park: Jared Has Aides
2:30 AM South Park: Asspen
3:00 AM South Park: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
3:30 AM South Park: Fun With Veal
4:00 AM South Park: Red Hot Catholic Love
4:30 AM South Park: Free Hat
5:00 AM South Park: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
5:30 AM South Park: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Wednesday, April 1
6:00 AM South Park: Ike's Wee Wee
6:30 AM South Park: Conjoined Fetus Lady
7:00 AM South Park: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
7:30 AM South Park: City on the Edge of Forever
8:00 AM South Park: Summer Sucks
8:30 AM South Park: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
9:00 AM South Park: Chickenpox
9:30 AM South Park: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
10:00 AM South Park: Clubhouses
10:30 AM South Park: Cow Days
11:00 AM South Park: Chef Aid
11:30 AM South Park: Spooky Fish
12:00 PM South Park: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
12:30 PM South Park: Gnomes
1:00 PM South Park: Rainforest Schmainforest
1:30 PM South Park: Spontaneous Combustion
2:00 PM South Park: Tweek vs. Craig
2:30 PM South Park: Jakovasaurs
3:00 PM South Park: Sexual Harassment Panda
3:30 PM South Park: Cat Orgy
4:00 PM South Park: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
4:30 PM South Park: Jewbilee
5:00 PM Family Guy: Bookie of the Year
5:30 PM Family Guy: American Gigg-olo
6:00 PM Family Guy: Inside Family Guy
6:30 PM Family Guy: Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
7:00 PM Family Guy: Hot Shots
7:30 PM Family Guy: High School English
8:00 PM Family Guy: Carter and Tricia
8:30 PM Family Guy: How the Griffin Stole Christmas
9:00 PM Family Guy: Gronkowsbees
9:30 PM Family Guy: The Dating Game
10:00 PM Family Guy: Cop and a Half-wit
10:30 PM Family Guy: Peter's Lost Youth
11:00 PM The Daily Show:
11:35 PM Family Guy: A Bottle Episode
12:00 AM Family Guy: Vat Man & Rob 'Em
12:30 AM Family Guy: From Russia With Love
1:00 AM Family Guy: Adult Education
1:30 AM South Park: A Ladder to Heaven
2:00 AM South Park: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
2:30 AM South Park: The Death Camp of Tolerance
3:00 AM South Park: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
3:30 AM South Park: My Future Self 'n' Me
4:00 AM South Park: Krazy Kripples
4:30 AM South Park: Toilet Paper
5:00 AM South Park: Canceled
5:30 AM South Park: Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Thursday, April 2
6:00 AM South Park: Cat Orgy
6:30 AM South Park: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
7:00 AM South Park: Jewbilee
7:30 AM South Park: Chinpoko Mon
8:00 AM South Park: Hooked on Monkey Fonics
8:30 AM South Park: Red Badge of Gayness
9:00 AM South Park: The Brown Noise
9:30 AM South Park: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
10:00 AM South Park: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
10:30 AM South Park: Quintuplets 2000
11:00 AM South Park: Timmy 2000
11:30 AM South Park: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
12:00 PM South Park: Cherokee Hair Tampons
12:30 PM South Park: Chef Goes Nanners
1:00 PM South Park: Something You Can Do With Your Finger
1:30 PM South Park: 4th Grade
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bottle Deposit
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Invitations
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Foundation
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Soul Mate
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bizarro Jerry
5:00 PM The Office: Lice
5:30 PM The Office: Suit Warehouse
6:00 PM The Office: Customer Loyalty
6:30 PM The Office: Junior Salesman
7:00 PM The Office: Vandalism
7:35 PM The Office: Couples Discount
8:10 PM The Office: Moving On
8:45 PM The Office: Moving On
9:20 PM The Office: The Farm
9:55 PM The Office: Promos
10:30 PM The Office: Stairmageddon
11:00 PM Family Guy: The New Adventures of Old Tom
11:30 PM Family Guy: Run, Chris, Run
12:00 AM Family Guy: Road to India
12:30 AM Family Guy: Bookie of the Year
1:00 AM Family Guy: American Gigg-olo
1:30 AM South Park: Lil' Crime Stoppers
2:00 AM South Park: Red Man's Greed
2:30 AM South Park: South Park Is Gay
3:00 AM South Park: Christian Rock Hard
3:30 AM South Park: Grey Dawn
4:00 AM South Park: Casa Bonita
4:30 AM South Park: All About Mormons
5:00 AM South Park: Raisins
5:30 AM South Park: Good Times With Weapons
Friday, April 3
6:00 AM The Cleveland Show: March Dadness
6:30 AM The Cleveland Show: The Men in Me
7:00 AM The Cleveland Show: Frapp Attack
7:30 AM The Cleveland Show: American Prankster
8:00 AM South Park: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
8:30 AM South Park: Probably
9:00 AM South Park: Trapper Keeper
9:30 AM South Park: Helen Keller: The Musical
10:00 AM South Park: Fat Camp
10:30 AM South Park: Wacky Molestation Adventure
11:00 AM South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die
11:30 AM South Park: Cripple Fight!
12:00 PM South Park: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
12:30 PM South Park: Cartmanland
1:00 PM South Park: Proper Condom Use
1:30 PM South Park: Towelie
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Little Kicks
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Package
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Fatigues
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Checks
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Abstinence
5:00 PM The Office: Paper Airplane
5:30 PM The Office: Livin' the Dream - Part 1
6:00 PM The Office: Livin the Dream
6:30 PM The Office: A.A.R.M.
7:00 PM The Office: A.A.R.M.
7:30 PM The Office: Finale
8:00 PM The Office: Finale
8:30 PM The Office: Pilot
9:00 PM The Office: Health Care
9:30 PM The Office: The Alliance
10:00 PM South Park: AWESOM-O
10:30 PM South Park: Up the Down Steroid
11:00 PM South Park: You Got...
11:30 PM South Park: Goobacks
12:00 AM South Park: The Jeffersons
12:30 AM South Park: Douche and Turd
1:00 AM South Park: Preschool
1:30 AM South Park: Quest for Ratings
2:00 AM South Park: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
2:30 AM South Park: Cartman's Incredible Gift
3:00 AM South Park: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
3:30 AM South Park: Die Hippie, Die
4:00 AM South Park: Wing
4:30 AM South Park: Best Friends Forever
5:00 AM South Park: The Losing Edge
5:30 AM South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman
Saturday, April 4
6:00 AM South Park: Erection Day
6:30 AM South Park: Marjorine
7:00 AM South Park: Follow That Egg!
7:30 AM South Park: Trapped in the Closet
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Bus Tour
8:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Win, Lose or Draw
9:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
9:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Soda Tax
10:00 AM The Hangover
12:10 PM The Hangover Part II
2:40 PM The Hangover Part III
4:50 PM The Hangover
7:00 PM The Office: Basketball
7:30 PM The Office: Hot Girl
8:00 PM The Office: The Dundies
8:30 PM The Office: Sexual Harassment
9:00 PM The Office: Office Olympics
9:30 PM The Office: The Fire
10:00 PM The Office: Halloween
10:30 PM The Office: The Fight
11:00 PM The Office: The Client
11:30 PM The Office: Performance Review
12:00 AM The Office: E-Mail Surveillance
12:30 AM The Office: Christmas Party
1:00 AM South Park: Free Willzyx
1:30 AM South Park: Bloody Mary
2:00 AM South Park: The Return of Chef!
2:30 AM South Park: Smug Alert!
3:00 AM South Park: A Million Little Fibers
3:30 AM South Park: Manbearpig
4:00 AM South Park: TSST!
4:30 AM South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft
5:00 AM South Park: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
5:30 AM South Park: Miss Teacher B... a Boy