TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of September 7 - 13, 2025
Sunday, September 7
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: Sisters
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: The Stan Who Came to Dinner
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Actor
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Before and After
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Bedtime Story
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Forgive Me, Father
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Long Day's Journey Into Marinara
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: The Adoption Option
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Curse of the Bambino
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: I See Love
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Pilot
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: First Date
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: First Kiss
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Not Ready
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Is Jealous
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Apartment
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: After the Lovin'
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Snores
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's New Boots
7:00 PM 2025 MTV Video Music Awards Pre-Show
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
11:00 PM Seinfeld: Pilot
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Stakeout
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Robbery
12:30 AM Seinfeld: Male Unbonding
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stock Tip
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Ex-Girlfriend
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pony Remark
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jacket
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Phone Message
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apartment
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Statue
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Revenge
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
Monday, September 8
6:00 AM Hope for Pain Sufferers
6:30 AM H2O X5 - Super Powerful 5-In-1 Multi-Use Steam Cleaner
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Heal Thyself
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Old Soldiers
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Morale Victory
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Lend a Hand
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: The Favor
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Fandango
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Returning
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Lure
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Noose of Gold
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Big House
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Haunted House
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fighting In-Laws
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sneeze
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What Good Are You?
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Super Bowl
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Journal
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Richie's Song
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Paternal Affairs
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Head First
12:30 AM The King of Queens: The Rock
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Educating Doug
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Road Rayge
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Heart Attack
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Deal
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Baby Shower
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Restaurant
4:00 AM Mom: Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
4:30 AM Mom: Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
5:00 AM Mom: Terrorists and Gingerbread
5:30 AM Mom: Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
Tuesday, September 9
6:00 AM Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
6:30 AM NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober's Contest
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's First Love
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard the Bowler
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Cruel World
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Dreams
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: War Co-Respondent
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Mistaken Identity
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Ladies From St. Louis
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tiger by the Tail
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Wreckers
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Supermarket Story
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Fixer Upper
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Best Man
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Dog Days
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Busboy
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Note
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Truth
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pen
4:00 AM Mom: Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
4:30 AM Mom: Sawdust and Brisket
5:00 AM Mom: A Pirate, Three Frogs and Prince
5:30 AM Mom: Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
Wednesday, September 10
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Trip to Mexico
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Trip to Raleigh
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Steps Up in Class
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard's Main Event
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Back Pay
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: April Fools
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: The Best of Enemies
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Cattle Barons
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Prodigal
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Vengeance
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Hat
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Roll
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Odd Man Out
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Goes Downstairs
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jealous Robert
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: It's Supposed to Be Fun
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Older Women
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Crappy Birthday
11:40 PM The King of Queens: S'ain't Valentine's
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Court Date
12:50 AM The King of Queens: White Collar
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Rayny Day
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Dog
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Library
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Garage
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cafe
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Thursday, September 11
6:00 AM Ellipse Fit by LegXercise-FREE Deluxe Offer for First 300 Callers!
6:30 AM NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Juror
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Tape Recorder
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Group
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Letters
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Cementing Relationships
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Father's Day
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: Hard Luck Henry
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Major Glory
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Pillagers
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Prairie Wolfer
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Stranger in Town
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Raybert
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Kicker
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tissues
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Snow Day
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cookies
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lucky Suit
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Skit
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Train Wreck
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Hungry Man
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Time Share
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Where's Poppa?
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Art House
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Tape
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Nose Job
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stranded
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Alternate Side
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
Friday, September 12
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Investment
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard and Millie
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Cousin
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Suppose Andy Gets Sick
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Death Takes a Holiday
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: A War for All Seasons
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Your Retention, Please
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Tell It to the Marines
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Death Train
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Rope Fever
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Wonder
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Baker's Dozen
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Victim
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Vacation
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Breakup Tape
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Talk to Your Daughter
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Vote for Debra
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Call Me Mom
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mother's Day
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bigger Person
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Time
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Cult
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Maybe Baby
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Queasy Rider
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Female Problems
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Assaulted Nuts
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Parent Trapped
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Tube Stakes
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Red Dot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Subway
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fix-Up
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
Saturday, September 13
6:00 AM Roseanne: Thanksgiving '93
6:35 AM Roseanne: The Driver's Seat
7:10 AM Roseanne: White Trash Christmas
7:50 AM Roseanne: Suck Up or Shut Up
8:25 AM Roseanne: Busted
9:00 AM Roseanne: David vs. Goliath
9:35 AM Roseanne: Everyone Comes to Jackie's
10:10 AM Roseanne: Don't Make Room for Daddy
10:50 AM Roseanne: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
11:25 AM Roseanne: Labor Day
12:00 PM Roseanne: Past Imperfect
12:30 PM Roseanne: Lies My Father Told Me
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Gets a Hat
1:30 PM Mike & Molly: Carl Gets a Girl
2:00 PM Mike & Molly: First Christmas
2:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Goes to the Opera
3:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly Makes Soup
3:30 PM Mike & Molly: Jim Won't Eat
4:00 PM Mike & Molly: First Valentine's Day
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mike's Feet
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Peggy Shaves Her Legs
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Opening Day
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Samuel Gets Fired
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Cigar Talk
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Victoria's Birthday
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Six Years
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Counseling
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Homework
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet the Bunny
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Limo
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Letter
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Space
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Keys
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Trip
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Trip
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pitch
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Ticket
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wallet
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date