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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of October 17 - 23, 2021

Sunday, October 17

6:00 AM to 6:36 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM     The Golden Girls: Once, in St. Olaf
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM     The Golden Girls: If at Last You Do Succeed
9:00 AM to 9:36 AM     The Golden Girls: Snap Out of It
9:36 AM to 10:12 AM    The Golden Girls: Wham Bam Thank You Mammy
10:12 AM to 10:48 AM   The Golden Girls: Feelings
10:48 AM to 11:24 AM   The Golden Girls: Zborn Again
11:24 AM to 12:00 PM   The Golden Girls: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM   Mike & Molly: Mike Goes to the Opera
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM    Mike & Molly: Molly Makes Soup
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Jim Won’t Eat
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM     Mike & Molly: First Valentine’s Day
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Mike’s Feet
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Peggy Shaves Her Legs
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Opening Day
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Samuel Gets Fired
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Cigar Talk
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Victoria’s Birthday
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Peggy’s New Beau
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     Two and a Half Men: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     Two and a Half Men: The 9:04 From Pemberton
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM     Two and a Half Men: Bazinga! That’s From a TV Show
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM     Two and a Half Men: Another Night With Neil Diamond
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM     Two and a Half Men: My Bodacious Vidalia
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM     Two and a Half Men: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM     Two and a Half Men: Nangnangnangnang
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   Two and a Half Men: Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   Two and a Half Men: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Wedding
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Wedding
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     Roseanne: Body by Jake
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     Roseanne: Isn’t It Romantic?
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     Roseanne: Altar Egos
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     Roseanne: Nine Is Enough
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The Goldbergs: Mister Knifey-Hands
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The Goldbergs: Fiddler

Monday, October 18

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Cindy Crawford and Ellen Pompeo share secrets
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     DermaWand Pro: Look Younger Than Ever: It’s Science, Not Magic
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Medicare Plans with Dental Coverage
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: Your Hit Parade
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: What’s Up Doc?
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: Mail Call Three
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Temporary Duty
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: The Hanging Posse
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Noonday Devil
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Witness
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Scavengers
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: McCabe
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Gets His Man
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Flame Resistant
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Flash Photography
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Connect Four
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Loaner Car
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: Bohemian Rap City
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: The Living Room: A 100 Percent True Story
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women ‘N Tuition
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?

Tuesday, October 19

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Forgetful? Try THIS trick!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. The only oven that can air fry AND grill!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Parkinson’s Disease Risk
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Car Repair Secrets!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     M*A*S*H: Potter’s Retirement
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    M*A*S*H: Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   M*A*S*H: Major Topper
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: Vendetta
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: Sergeant Holly
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jenny
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Captain Sligo
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Mirage
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Replacement
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Hobo Friend
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Prints Charming
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Animal Attraction
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Golden Moldy
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: S’poor House
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM     The Goldbergs: Bachelor Party
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM     The Goldbergs: Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Wednesday, October 20

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. The only oven that can air fry AND grill!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Robot Cleans 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. The only oven that can air fry AND grill!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Car Repair Secrets!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM     M*A*S*H: Commander Pierce
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM    M*A*S*H: Peace on Us
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM   M*A*S*H: Lil
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM   Bonanza: The Sisters
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM   Gunsmoke: Tycoon
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Jaekel
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Murdoch
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Cleavus
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Brief Encounter
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Pickle Story
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
10:30 PM to 11:05 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
11:05 PM to 11:56 AM   The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
11:40 PM to 12:15 AM   The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin’
12:15 AM to 12:50 AM   The King of Queens: Driving Reign
12:50 AM to 1:25 AM    The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
1:25 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Queens’bro Bridge
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM     The Goldbergs: The Wedding Singer
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM     The Goldbergs: The Pina Colada Episode
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother

Thursday, October 21

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     NEW Ninja Cookware!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Arthritis & Neck Pain
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Car Repair Secrets!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     Overwhelmed with IRS Debt? Keys to Resolving Tax Debt
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: The Billfold Syndrome
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: None Like It Hot
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: They Call the Wind Korea
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Major Ego
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: The Last Hunt
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Lavery
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Pike
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Pike
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: The Lost
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Jailbreak
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally’s F
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys’ Therapy
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra’s Parents
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Taste Buds
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Bed Spread
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Doug Less
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     The King of Queens: Doug Less
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: King Pong
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: I Coulda Been a Lawyer
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: Major League’d
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding

Friday, October 22

6:00 AM to 6:30 AM     Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM     Floor Police Motorized Mop
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM     Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM     Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM     5 Makeup Tips 4 You
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM     Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM     M*A*S*H: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM    M*A*S*H: Point of View
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM   M*A*S*H: Dear Comrade
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM   M*A*S*H: Out of Gas
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM   Bonanza: El Toro Grande
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM    Gunsmoke: Phoenix
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Waste
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM     Gunsmoke: Waste
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM     Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Three’s a Crowd
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM     The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM    Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat’s Secret
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    The King of Queens: Secret Garden
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Pilot
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The Goldbergs: My Valentine Boy
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The Goldbergs: There Can Be Only One Highlander Club
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

Saturday, October 23

6:00 AM to 6:36 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Traffic
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM     Roseanne: Two for One
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM     Roseanne: Snoop Davey Dave
9:00 AM to 9:36 AM     Roseanne: Girl Talk
9:36 AM to 10:12 AM    Roseanne: Sleeper
10:12 AM to 10:48 AM   Roseanne: Skeleton in the Closet
10:48 AM to 11:24 AM   Roseanne: Follow the Son
11:24 AM to 12:00 PM   Roseanne: Punch and Jimmy
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM   Mike & Molly: Goin’ Fishin’
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM    Mike & Molly: Dennis’ Birthday
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Mike in the House
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM     Mike & Molly: ‘57 Chevy Bel Air
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Victoria Runs Away
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Happy Halloween
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Carl Meets a Lady
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Peggy Gets a Job
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Mike Cheats
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Molly Needs a Number
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM     Mike & Molly: Christmas Break
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM     Mike & Molly: Carl Has Issues
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM     Two and a Half Men: This Unblessed Biscuit
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM     Two and a Half Men: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM     Two and a Half Men: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM     Two and a Half Men: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM     Two and a Half Men: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM     Two and a Half Men: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM     Two and a Half Men: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM    Two and a Half Men: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM   Two and a Half Men: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM   Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM   Two and a Half Men: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM   Two and a Half Men: A Pot-Smoking Monkey
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM    Two and a Half Men: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM     Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM     Two and a Half Men: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: I Wish I Were Gus
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM     Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Down the House
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM     The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal