TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of December 1 - 7, 2019
Sunday, December 1
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: A Little Romance
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: In a Bed of Rose’s
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: Adult Education
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: The Flu
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: The Way We Met
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Ladies of the Evening
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: ’Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Sisters
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Artist
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s New Friend
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Yes, We Have No Havanas
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: ’Till Death Do Us Volley
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Foreign Exchange
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Accurate Conception
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: An Illegitimate Concern
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Mrs. George Devereaux
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: There Goes the Bride
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: There Goes the Bride
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: What a Difference a Date Makes
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Case of the Libertine Belle
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The King of Queens: Paint Misbehavin’
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The King of Queens: Swim Neighbors
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The King of Queens: Sight Gag
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The King of Queens: Life Sentence
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The King of Queens: Food Fight
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The King of Queens: Eddie Money
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM The King of Queens: Shrink Wrap
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM The King of Queens: Furious George
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM The King of Queens: Name Dropper
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Shear Torture
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: G’Night, Stalker
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Apartment Complex
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Knee Jerk
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Present Tense
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Sold-Y Locks
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Parents Just Don’t Understand
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Dinner With the Goldbergs
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: Spaceballs
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Living Room: A 100 Percent True Story
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: 8-Bit Goldbergs
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: I Lost on Jeopardy!
Monday, December 2
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Rival
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Rival
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Wonder
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Baker’s Dozen
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Victim
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Nowhere to Run
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: Lend a Hand
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Cruel World
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Dreams
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bed Jacket
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Car
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Diamonds
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Game
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Separation Anxiety
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Departure Time
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: S’no Job
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mentalo Case
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Recovering Pessimist
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: The Day After the Day After
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Jedi Master Adam Skywalker
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I’ll Show You Mine
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Other F Word
Tuesday, December 3
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Class Reunion
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Rafe Hollister Sings
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Spoiled Kid
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Infernal Machine
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Blood Money
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Dead Man’s Law
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hill Girl
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Buffalo Man
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: War Co-Respondent
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Back Pay
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: April Fools
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Great Filling Station Robbery
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Discovers America
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Medicine Man
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s English Valet
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin’ Debra
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: We Called It Mr. Pinky
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Pregnant Pause
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Pregnant Pause
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Walk, Man
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Sight Gag
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Santa’s Village of the Damned
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Madame and Her Special Friend
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Graduation Day
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Weird Science
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Long Day’s Journey Into Stan
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Teach Your Children Well
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Wednesday, December 4
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rivals
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Wife for Andy
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Thunderhead Swindle
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Jackals
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The First People
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Mr. Sam’l
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Noose for Dobie Price
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Best of Enemies
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Letters
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Cementing Relationships
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Father’s Day
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mountain Wedding
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie the Birdman
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray’s on TV
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Something Salted and Twisted
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That Special Tug
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Mean Streak
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Friender Bender
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: No Retreat
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Lyin’ Hearted
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Hogan Is My Grandfather
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: No Fault Divorce
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Exile on Lame Street
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Thursday, December 5
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Smiley Healthy, with ClearChoice Dental Implant Centers
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Ill-Gotten Gain
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Secret
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Lyle’s Kid
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hide Cutters
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Zavala
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Uncle Finney
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Death Takes a Holiday
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: A War for All Seasons
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Your Retention, Please
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Tell It to the Marines
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney’s Room
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie’s Pal
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late Again
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Children’s Book
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Tongue Is Meat
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Life Sentence
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Veiled Threat
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Oxy Moron
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Depo Man
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Revenge o’ the Nerds
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Fair to Remember
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Passion of the Christine
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Answer Is Maybe
Friday, December 6
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Medicare plans with dental coverage
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Vacation
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Dream Riders
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Slocum
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: O’Quillian
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: 9:12 to Dodge
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Abelia
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Taking the Fifth
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Operation Friendship
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: No Sweat
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Depressing News
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Meatballs
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: And the Plot Moistens
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Ovary Action
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Food Fight
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Double Downer
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Dougie Nights
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Arguments for the Quickie
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Girl Talk
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Circle of Driving Again
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: The Mommy’s Curse
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: Party Politics
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: A Stash From the Past
Saturday, December 7
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM Roseanne: Be My Baby
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM Roseanne: Homeward Bound
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM Roseanne: Guilt by Imagination
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM Roseanne: Homecoming
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM Roseanne: The Driver’s Seat
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: White Trash Christmas
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM Roseanne: Suck Up or Shut Up
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM Roseanne: Busted
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM Roseanne: David vs. Goliath
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM Roseanne: Everyone Comes to Jackie’s
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne: Don’t Make Room for Daddy
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Labor Day
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: Past Imperfect
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: Lies My Father Told Me
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: Body by Jake
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Working for Caligula
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Who’s Vod Kanockers?
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Pot-Smoking Monkey
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Castrating Sheep in Montana
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: My Damn Stalker
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Young People Have Phlegm Too
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Merely Slept With a Commie
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: It Never Rains in Hooterville
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Prostitutes and Gelato
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Media Room Slash Dungeon
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: City of Great Racks
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It’s Dirty
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Come to Papa Jeff
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women ’N Tuition